Now come on people, don't be dumb.
Did you die your hair?
No, it just likes to change colors.
Are you actually going to eat that?
No, I was planning on staring at it.
How could you afford that?
I cut off my arm and leg. How else do you think?
Do you have any good music?
No, I just like to listen to terrible music.
You look awful.
Thank you, I try.
What's wrong with you?
A lot of things, especially you in my face.
Are you hot?
No, I'm sweating because it's too cold.
Why are you wearing that?
Because I didn't feel it was appropriate to wear my birthday suit.
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