Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Really?!

Now come on people, don't be dumb.

Did you die your hair?  
No, it just likes to change colors.
Are you actually going to eat that? 
No, I was planning on staring at it.    
How could you afford that?  
I cut off my arm and leg. How else do you think?  
Do you have any good music? 
No, I just like to listen to terrible music. 
You look awful. 
Thank you, I try.
What's wrong with you? 
A lot of things, especially you in my face.
Are you hot?
No, I'm sweating because it's too cold.
Why are you wearing that?
Because I didn't feel it was appropriate to wear my birthday suit.
duh by SarahDeer




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