Rules to protect your precious gum supply from the ravenous species of high schoolers.
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| GUM brand gum by jonvoights_toe |
1. Tell absolutely no one. Including friends.
2. Only get a piece when alone so no one sees.
3. If rule number two fails, then say it was your last piece.
4. Place your pack in hidden places, such as a hidden pocket.
5. Try not to make it obvious that you have some.
6. Don't get a strong mint flavored piece in a quiet classroom. The strong scent lingers.
7. Never ask other people for theirs. They will guilt you into sharing yours.
8. Say you took it from a sibling and don't want them to notice that it is missing.
9. Change the subject by saying "Oh, that reminds me..."
10. Buy a lot of extra packs.
11. Say "No, I hate you." then walk away.
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